Samuel Woods
*CAUTION*: You may experience some mild side effects. This may include braingasms, nerdgasms, orgasms, and any gasms that have to do with awesome. You may also perceive the universe as one entity and begin calling this entity the COSMOS. If you find your brain melted or your eyes have rolled back into your head, don't worry. Sit back, relax, and take a hit from your designated substance of choice. Please refrain from driving while experiencing the portal of awesome and maintain a steady and healthy diet plan to offset the effects of Space Insanity; if this fails please restrain yourself with qualified Duct-tape.
If you experience the urge to relentlessly hump your computer into oblivion to create amazing offspring with the said awesome please refrain from doing so; we are not responsible for any related injuries. If you experience any serious conditions such as DEATH, DEATH, and DEATH, please consult your physician in the next possible existence; if no such existence exists please refrain from haunting people, specifically me. Exceptions will be made if you bring proof of existence after DEATH and/or Nachos.
